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sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

"I’LL BASH YER FOOKING HEAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM!" 

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captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

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  1. boringryu said: *Hides your dad* Problem solved

Except who will I borrow off now when I’m skint XD 

Dad, I don’t care that you’re smoking again but I do care that you thought being sneaky and hiding it was a good idea. 

I’M SMART, I FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT OKAY. 

stuckinabucket:

Least weasel (Mustela nivalis sp.)

In spite of the smaller subspecies clocking in at less than half a pound (for comparison, domestic ferrets typically weigh at least a pound and a half), these little bastards are still quite capable of taking down a five-pound rabbit.  Babies are killing things by the time they’re two months old, which is rather to be expected from kits reared in dens lined with the skin of their mothers’ victims, so, you know.  Weasels.

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vampirerevenant:

wattleandgum:

gallifreylegacy:

davidtennantgasm:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

It’s performances like this which make me disappointed when I hear people say the don’t like Eccelston or skip over that whole season just to get to Tennant. Tennant was fantastic and a brilliant Doctor, but there wouldn’t be a Tennant Doctor without Eccleston’s Doctor. The way Tennant’s Doctor was portrayed was the effect that Rose had on Nine. In the beginning, Nine was harsh and unforgiving having come back from the Time War, his time with Rose softened that harsh attitude and it’s really shown in this episode.

“Just this once, everybody lives!” Has to be my absolute favourite line in all the history of Doctor who because in that episode everyone did.

I cry in almost all of Nine’s episodes. But not happy or sad tears. Just fucking intense emotion tears. He was fantastic.

#NEVER SKIP 9!!!

Overly emotional about eccleston life

9 IS MY DOCTOR. <3 <3 <3 

Such a wonderful sassbucket.

(Source: formerlyflapperorslapper, via rosie-girl)

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck’s sake Usagi get your shit together

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Shayera-v-Moo

So we’ve got ourselves another stray cat hanging around. This one I’ve named Moo. He looks kinda like a cow. White with brown splotches. He’s cute but in some serious need of tlc. 

My initial plan was to do the same as I did with another abandoned cat-Nelson a few year go, get him inside, ring the RSPCA as despite the  issues i have with them they will help out with vet costs if needed and get the little guy to the vet and hopefully, persuade Dad to let us give him a home as he’s latched onto me something fierce. (which is adorable and makes my crazy catlady heart happy) 

Just one problem. Well two. Two problems and their names are Kane and Shayera. They fucking loathe the poor fella. I mean straight up “if we see you round we’ll chase your ass so fast you’ll meet yourself coming forwards.” Came toa  bit of a head tonight, I’d spotted Moo and given him some food and water, Shayera was out the back and I had the french doors open, went back to the computer, next minute all hell breaks loose. From the looks of things, it seemed as if Moo was trying to get into the house (which is GOOD!! Saves me trying to pick him up as he is not having THAT, no way, buster!) and Shayera took great exception which you know, is to be expected, this is after all her home. I ended up having to hiss the pair of them out and Moo ran away and now I feel all kinds of bad, thinking I’ve ruined the trust I’ve been working my ass off to build up with him but I just cannot have him attacking the girls, this is after all,their home. Ugh. Why can’t my daughters just be like “It’s cool dude, we get you’re homeless and we’ve got plenty, so come and share” Nope, they’ve got to be mean little fuckers. Take after their mother I guess O.<

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

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