Phoenvix

petro1986:

lavenderharmony:

abluskittlemusings:

jhayday:

josebambi:

saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.

It actually makes it look like a beautiful place to live minus the flocks of chavs

HAHA. 

Might make one for Scotland if I get a chance..

Where I was born: Water and Hills…

Where I’m living atm: The place where people die due to exposure…

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

(via petro1986)

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

(via compsense)

I have a fast growing Celestia army and have just realised she’s getting a Rainbow Shimmer release as well…

AWWW YEAH MORE CELLY 

thebaconsandwichofregret:

garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link! 
He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

it’s the last recorded longbow kill in military history

thebaconsandwichofregret:

garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link!

He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

it’s the last recorded longbow kill in military history

(Source: fearless-astridhofferson, via pockyseeker)

I really want to know…

shanejayell:

shatnerian:

madlori:

shdwdmn666:

Is there anyone out there that is 30 or over? Sometimes I feel like the oldest person here.  If you are 30+ please reblog this.

Jesus fucking Christ, I am tired of being asked to demonstrate my ANCIENT, OLD-ASS, DECREPIT EXISTENCE on this website.

/rant over

42.

Beatles were still together when I was an infant.

Trudeau was prime minister. Nixon was president.

Six years from Star Wars.

42 too.

dragondicks:

mmymoon:

rookiewompus:

heckyeahponyscans:

Hasbro’s pitch for My Little Pony at New York Toy Fair 2014.  The Pop Ponies are pretty cute!

POP Ponies and playsets! And that castle looks pretty cute as well!

A good year for pony merch, it seems.

BREEZIES

about a minute into this vid the lady tries to show off Fat Angry Rainbow Dash’s flip and she flips and lands on her side and the lady is like “whoops she’s usually a much better lander” hahahahaha

ACTUAL.

PROPER.

FUCKING.

PLAYSETS.

(via pinkiepony)